My Sweet White Chocolate Raspberry International Delight,
I am sorry, but I must end our torrid affair. I've run our situation through my head time and time again. I thought I wanted more, but now I realize I was wrong. French Vanilla Coffee Mate and I were having some problems and then you came along. I was weak and partook of your raspberry goodness, but nothing will ever be as good as the vanilla I know and love. I apologize, but this is how it must be.
-Brandon
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4 comments:
Oh. My. Gosh. LMAO!
That was amazing! I am in a long term relationship with my Fat-Free Vanilla creamer but the peppermint mocha in my fridge keeps winking.
HAHA! You're hilarious!
I would never stray from FFVC. Raspberry has no business in coffee.
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